Chipinge Headman Grows A Pair On His Face After Bedding Married Woman

The headman is seeing red after he decided to flex his village power recently. He allegedly courted and started dating a married woman, also from Chipinge.

However, the headman did not know that the woman had been “sorted” and bizarre things would happen if she cheated.

One day, the two lovers decided to take their little union a notch up and went to bed for tlof tlof. That was the headman’s biggest undoing.

Days after the secret affair with his married lover, the headman started seeing an unusual transformation on his face. The growth started small but gradually increased in size and took shape.

Now, a mysterious pair of private jewels is growing on his face, and they look distinct. It later emerged that the woman the headman had lula lula with had been “cooked”. This was to fix any man who would dare bed her.

Pictures circulating online show a man devoid of happiness over the twins taking shape in his face.

Zimbos Roll In Laughter

Zimbabweans on social media are howling and have warned each other over messing with married women.

Huncho:

“Haaa kana tazogara tambayi nezvimwe not mkadzi we munhu 🙌”

Gwen:

“Itay henyu nywe nywe mrume wemunhu nywe nywe, pamuchamuka makasenga a** mumsoro muchaziva chakakonesa mbwa kseka kunyenama ichigona.”

Mars:

“Imi vanhu imi, isn’t this goitre 😂😂😂😂. Mazimbabweans 😂😂😂”

Ginja:

“Siyai vakadzi vevanhu😂”

Primrose:

“Siyayi vakadzi vevanhu nokuti vakadzi vevanhu vanourayisa.”

Terry:

“😂😂😂😂2023 yakapenga kumera masinhi pachirebvu😂😂😂”

Slim:

“Akuita kunge garikuni / turkey 😂😂😂😂”

Bling:

“Musabata zviro zvevanhu ndapota.”

Takd:

“Runyoka rwakadhakwa iyi inyama yema balls pachirebvu lol ballface 😂😂😂”

Finesse:

“Balls 😂😂😂kumera masinhi emumwe munhu kuface … atove nefour ka uyu 😂… achakwenya chirebvu sei 😂😂😂”